POSSIBLE NAMES OF FUND REPLACING PDAF! (A PINOY'S ATTEMPT AT HUMOR VS. ADVERSITIES :) )

HERE'S SOME MORE POSSIBLE NAMES I COOKED UP OF THE "NEWLY MINTED" PORK BARREL (FOLLOWING SEN. MIRIAM'S LEAD)  !;
1. Legislative Outlay for Non-Government and Government Agencies' Illegal Subsidies and Aids (LONGGANISA);
2. Executive Monetary Budget Towards Illicit Diversions and Organizations (EMBUTIDO);
3. Totally Outsourced Cash In Non-existing Organizations (TOCINO);
4. Budgetary Initiatives Leading to Banks of Ignominious Legislators (BILBIL);
5. Sinful, Illegal, Nefarious, Untraceable, Greedy Budgetary Allocations (SINUGBA);
6. Cash Harbored Illegally & Checks Hoarded Artfully by Rogues Officially Negotiating (CHICHARON);
7. Pork Allocated To Allies, Teammates Inside Malacanang (PATATIM). TAWA-TAWA NA MUNA TAYO!  Dagdag din kayo! 

Below is the List sent out by La Miriam Santiago. Vintage Miriam! (Thanks to Sir Tony La Vina for sharing)

O, para di na mahirapan ang Palasyo at si BS Aquino III sa pagpili ng bagong pangalan sa hindi naman talaga na-abolish na pork-barrel, mamili na lang sila sa menu (that I compiled), as prepared by his mga BOSS:

1. Budgetary Allocation for Crooks' Outreach Nationwide (BACON)

2. Lawmakers Initiative for Emergency, Miscellaneous and Personal Outlay (LIEMPO)

3. Livelihood Empowerment for Countrywide Humanitarian Outlaw Network (LECHON)

4. Pinagandang Iligal na Gastusin (PIG)

5. Countrywide Universal Priority Initiatives Treasury (CUPIT) Fund

6. Totally New Government PDAF Audited to Satisfaction (TONGPATS)

7. National Assistance Program of Lawmakers Engaged in Swindling (NAPOLES)

8. Holistic Lawmaking for Development of All Filipinos (HOLDAF)

9. Selective Enforcement of Budgetary Outlays (SEBO)

10. Government Outlay Line-itemized and Appropriated Yearly (GOLAY)

11. Fund Integration for Social Housing (FISH)

12. Bridges, Excavations & Elevated Roads Fund (BEEF)

13. Countrywide Allocations With Accountability and Transparency (CAWAT)

14. National Allotment for Countryside Amelioration and Welfare (NACAW)

15. PNoy's Initiative for Good Governance CountrYwide (PIGGY))

16. Countrywide Assistance for Special and Important Matters (CASIM)

17. Budget for Allies for Continuation of Party Dominance (BACON-PD)

18. Hearty Allocation of Money (HAM).

19. Benigno Aquino Development Assistance Fund (BADAF)

20. Countrywide Outreach and Rehabilitation Assistance Fund (CORAF)

21. BSA's Awesome Budget for Outstanding Allies of the Year (BABOY)

22. Horrifyingly Unlimited Money for Belmonte, Aquino and Allies (HUMBA)

23. Pnoy's Allowance and Treasury Allocation (PATA)

24. President Aquino’s Nationwide Outlay for Transparency (PANOT I)

25. President-Approved National Outlay from Treasury (PANOT II)

26. President Aquino's Political Action and Initiative for Total Allocation of National Budget (PAPAITAN)

27. Social Initiative for Service in Governance (SISIG)

28. President’s Overt Revenue Kickback (PORK)

29. President’s Outlay for Countrywide Handling of Emergency Rehabilitation for Opulence (POCHERO)

30. Outlay for the Interest of Noynoy and Kinsfolks (OINK)

31. Countrywide Re-distribution of the Inherent Source of Patronage for the Yellow President’s Allies, Toads and Associates (CRISPY PATA)

32. Legislative Allocation for Reform and Development (LARD)

33. Barangay Initiatives for New Allocations Granting Oversight On Non-Government Associations Nationwide (BINAGOONGAN)

34. Presidential Oversight for Relatives and Kin with Budgetary Entitlement from Legislative Largesse Yearly (PORK BELLY)

35. National Allotment for Countrywide Amelioration and Welfare Initiative Fund (NACAWIN FUND)

36. Budgetary Utilization for Literacy Assistance and Livelihood Opportunities (BULALO)

37. Budgetary Initiatives for Secretive Transactions Enhancing Kickbacks (BISTEK)

38. Budgetary Allocations for Government’s Nonsense but Endless Transactions (BAGNET)

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