UPDATED LIST OF POSSIBLE NAMES I COOKED UP OF THE "NEWLY MINTED" PORK BARREL (FOLLOWING. SEN. MIRIAM'S LEAD). OR MAYBE, WE CAN SAY THAT THIS MAY BE A HUMOROUS ATTEMPT TO CONVEY HOW THE PORK BARREL WAS USED THROUGHOUT OUR REPUBLIC'S HISTORY.
1. Pork Allocations Specially Transacted & Reserved for Allies and Malacanang Insiders (PASTRAMI);
2. Malacanang Economic Nationally-Unaccountable Development Objectives(MENUDO);
3. Ilegally-Gained Acquisitions Developed Overnight (IGADO);
4. Budgetary Outlays Preferably Illicitly-Served (BOPIS);
5. Acquired Development Of Buddies Only(ADOBO);
6. Secret Assets Legislators Acquired with Malacanang Insiders (SALAMI);
7. Senate Allocations Used for Selfishness & Aggrandizement of Greedy End-users (SAUSAGE);
8. Allocations Freely Received In The Acquisition of Dubious Assets (AFRITADA);
9. Economic Manipulation & Plundering Assets Named as Authentic Development Assistance (EMPANADA);
10. Kamag-anak Incorporated’s Legislative Annual Wealth Endowment Negotiations (KILAWEN);
11. Senate Insider’s Network of Illicit Agents Neutering Governance (SINIGANG);
12. Special Template for Economic Advantage of Kaibigans (STEAK);
13. Malacanang Officials Receiving Cash Outlays Nocturnally (MORCON);
14. Legislative Outlays for Non-Government and Government Agencies' Illegal Subsidies and Aids (LONGGANISA);
15. Executive Monetary Budget Towards Illicit Diversions and Organizations (EMBUTIDO);
16. Totally Outsourced Cash In Non-existing Organizations (TOCINO);
17. Budgetary Initiatives Leading to Banks of Ignominious Legislators (BILBIL);
18. Sinful, Illegal, Nefarious, Untraceable, Greedy Budgetary Allocations (SINUGBA);
19. Cash Harbored Illegally & Checks Hoarded Artfully by Rogues Officially Negotiating (CHICHARON);
20. Pork Allocated To Allies, Teammates Inside Malacanang (PATATIM);
TAWA-TAWA NA MUNA TAYO! Dagdag din kayo! Happy Sunday! Para kay Inang Bayang Magiliw!
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