MALACANANG'S 14 PROOFS THAT NAPOLES ISN'T GETTING THE SPECIAL TREATMENT:

MALACANANG'S 14 PROOFS THAT NAPOLES ISN'T GETTING THE SPECIAL TREATMENT:
1. Her surrender was arranged by none less than Presidential Spokesperson Sec. Edwin Lacierda himself;
2. Napoles surrendered to Pnoy himself;
3. Napoles surrendered in the hallowed halls of Malacanang itself;
4. Napoles was initially considered a possible state witness by DILG Secretary himself, Mar Roxas;
5. Napoles wasn't handcuffed when she was brought into Camp Crame;
6. Napoles was brought by Pnoy himself to Camp Crame;
7. Napoles was brought to an office and not a detention cell in Camp Crame;
8. Reports say that as early as Wednesday last week (27 August, two days before Napoles surrendered) Camp Sto. Domingo prison house (where Erap, Misuari, Honasan were once detained) was suddenly cleaned and prepared for a "special person" to be brought in there;
9. Napoles' handcuffs were covered when she was shown being brought out of her van into Makati City Jail;
10. Napoles was put into a special detention room and not into Makati City Jail's common jail cells;
11. Napoles, unlike other felons or caught fugitives with diabetes, was allowed all so-called "privileges" of a diabetic prisoner;
12. Napoles was eventually transferred out of Makati City Jail to Camp Sto. Domingo, Laguna, also upon the proddings of her defense team;
13. Napoles was referred to by Sec. Mar Roxas as "Ma'am Janet";
14. Can one be wrong in suspecting that behind all of this a frenzied tug-of-war was actually happening as to where Napoles will be held? That is, everybody knows who the lord of Makati is who aspires for the presidency in 2016. If Napoles will be in Makati City Jail, the real lord of Makati-cum-2016-presidential-hopeful (some say front-runner), will naturally and effortlessly gain pogi points, limelight, gravitas. And, that is, everyone also knows who is the other  2016 presidential hopeful who was in actual  limelight re Napoles' surrender, a cabinet member who's now actually gotten ubiquitous even before the Napoles caper. And if Napoles is kept in the lord of Makati's bailiwick, the now-ubiquitous-cabinet-member will end up holding an empty bag. Ergo, the transfer to Camp Sto. Domingo, LAGUNA. supposedly away from the clutches of the lord of Makati. BUT, lest they forget: in LAGUNA, the governor is an endeared nephew to a close ally of the lord of Makati, AND the said ally himself was once a convicted inhabitant of Camp Sto. Domingo.
And so, as the song goes "Sino'ng dakila, sino ang tunay na baliw?". :) :) :)
But of course, we the vigilant citizens, aren't in any way amused by this zarzuela unfolding before our very eyes.